Beyonce - BlackBerry Porsche P'9981 

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If you watched OPRAH'S interview with BEYONCÉ on "Oprah's Next Chapter" over the weekend . . . you saw A LOT of footage of Oprah kissing Beyoncé's butt.

The people at Gawker.com have put together a four-minute montage of all the best stuff, including Oprah calling Beyoncé the, quote, "preeminent mistress of the universe" . . . and the "beloved mistress of the universe." 

You can find video at Gawker.com

Mindy McCready 

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Mindy McCready was found dead Sunday of an apparent suicide. She was 37.   The troubled country singer’s two children were removed from her home by a judge on February 6th and she was subsequently committed to a treatment facility for mental health and alcohol evaluation. She had reportedly been in bad shape ever since her boyfriend David Wilson, father of her youngest child, committed suicide on January 13th. He died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound. McCready unsuccessfully attempted suicide two other times, in 2005 and 2008. 

Charlie Sheen- Anger Management  

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CHARLIE SHEEN threw down $10,000 on a therapy dog for a Wisconsin teen who was injured when she fell 100 feet from a malfunctioning amusement park ride a few years ago.  They actually got to Charlie through his godfather, who's kind of a friend of a friend.  Charlie says, quote, "I like to pay it forward.  People come into your orbit for a reason.  You don't always know what that is ahead of time, but if I ignore these requests then I don't have any opportunity to see where these things lead us, or lead me."